You deserve someone who will always text back,
someone who will kiss you and won’t blame it on alcohol.
You deserve someone who will never make you feel like you can’t be loved.
You deserve someone who can see the pain behind your smile
and comfort you without a word.
You deserve someone who will hold you and tell you everything will be okay when it seems like the world is crumbling down.
You deserve someone who will never leave you or take you for granted, who has seen you at your worst and still loves you.
Don’t miss a precious new Colbert Report tonight!
I enjoy how liberals are outraged by military and war costs, but turn a blind eye to the massive social welfare costs that completely outweigh all our war costs every year.
Redblooded beat me to it again!
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
i lost 10 followers already
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
fight the power!
The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better
Playing with your cat: expectation vs reality
WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA
HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS
TO LOOK LIKE THIS???
IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION! MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
finally someone made this
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick
im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises
lol meok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17